Male Indulgence

Greatest Conversation Ever with My 6 Year-old Sister (Saving Her From My Parents Homophobia One Babysitting Session At A Time)

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Bit of background: My sister has four toys of the characters of Madagascar (Lion - boy, Zebra - boy, Hippo - girl, Giraffe - boy) in that order. 

So she says “these two (lion and hippo) go together and these two (zebra and giraffe) go together”

Me: They’re dating?

Her: No, this is the only girl. (indicates hippo)

Me: Yes, sweetie, but two girls can date and two boys can date.

Her: WHAAAATTT?!?! 

And then she looked at me like I was really silly and then went on some tangent about clothes and getting them mixed up.

Me: I think if two people were dating they would probably wear different sizes.

Her: No, twins.

Me: So we’re talking about twins and not two boys or two girls who are dating?

Her: Yes.

And then she goes on ranting again and I get all discouraged because I feel like she missed what I said. 

BUT THEN

Her: bla bla bla whatever she was saying… and then if they were twins, their mommies might get confused and have to put names on all their clothes

Me: Lily, if they’re twins, they’d only have one mommy.

Her: But I thought you said two women could get married?

Me: Yes. YES!

Oh my god, I wanted to cry. I was so happy. Ugh. I love the simplicity of children’s minds.

via 3xilovefirex3

ezralovesyou:

You’ve just taken a bath. You are standing next to the full tub in a towel, about to drain it, when Ezra runs in.

“Wait,” he says. He cups his hands in your bathwater and takes a sip; he moans.

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